31 Flavors Now Only Serves Chocolate and Vanilla

Get in close and wrap your mind around this one I guarantee it will be fun and most likely twisted.  Not much of a political person I could really give a fuck until they really start fucking up and yes we are at that fucking point.  Thing is if we weren't the great USA someone would invade our ass and put the leader that they wanted in office. Ohh wait the USA hasn't done  that have they well with my best hillbilly UUGHHH yes we have Panamas Noriega,  Iraq's  Saddam all put into office by our very own CIA makes you wonder where the Intelligence is in that agency.  So any way back to it sorry for getting taken off track.  Imagine going to baskin and Robbins with the kiddies in the back of the mini van and its  a fucking hot ass day some ice cream is the only way  to cool down and everyone in  the back is screaming how they want this flavor and that flavor they are even talking about the new birthday cake cone where when you lick it 30 times all kinds of glitter and silly string shoots out everyone is going ape shit. America fucking great you have choices or at least that's what we are fooled into believing.  So you get to baskins and Robbins and scramble all the kiddies in and you have a high school kid trying to teach his or her employee which happens to speak not a lick of English how to operate the ice cream scoop let alone the cash register or take orders that aren't in Spanish or some other off the wall language.  Well guess what mother fuckers baskins and Robbins no longer has 31 flavors its only chocolate and vanilla and those flavors suck fucking ass.  Welcome to yet another election.  Land of the free and all we get are two fucking choices.  This really sucks balls.  Now you have all this shit about the economy that is just fucking stupid its a slam fucking dunk  what needs to happen.  Legalize all drugs everything.  Well that wont work you say the fuck it wont check this out dope fiends will go crazy and many will overdose in the first weekend.  Now the jobs that they were preforming shitty at because they were a dope fiend will now be open for someone that can keep their shit together.   Imagine with the legalization of just weed alone if you sold it like cigarettes or booze.  Economy boom.  But life is great and I am proud to be an American and could think of nothing better than my two choices.  I fucking hate chocolate and vanilla where the fuck is jamocha almond fudge or pistachio.