Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Jizz Mopper

Johnny was a jizz mopper 
age of eighteen
did a good fucking job
kept the booth real clean
never left a napkin 
or load on the floor
even wiped the handle
on the damn door
johnny was a jizz mopper
pushing his mop all over town
swabbing up the goo that you left around
never seen his eyes he's always looking down
always came to work 
drunk all the time 
had all the keys 
never waited in line
got to know the girls
even dated a few
some even through 
poor johnny a screw

then one day johnny
got into drugs
his whole fucking life
slid down in the crud
never mopped the floor 
or shut a fucking door
then one day 
he passed out inside
slid down on  the floor 
wished he had died

johnny was a jizz mopper 
pushing his mop all over town
swabbing up the goo that you left around
no one really noticed when he was down

tried to get to his
feet again but
16 sailors made 
johnny their friend
never had a chance 
never had a clue 
16 sailors covered 
johnny with all 
of their goo
 

just another fucked up song about a really fucked up job that someone out there is doing.  Enjoy your jack booth but respect the jizz mopper probably a job you will never see on dirty jobs but fuck could you think of a dirtier one.

No comments: