Jizz Mopper

Johnny was a jizz mopper 

age of eighteen

did a good fucking job

kept the booth real clean

never left a napkin 

or load on the floor

even wiped the handle

on the damn door

johnny was a jizz mopper

pushing his mop all over town

swabbing up the goo that you left around

never seen his eyes he's always looking down

always came to work 

drunk all the time 

had all the keys 

never waited in line

got to know the girls

even dated a few

some even through 

poor johnny a screw

then one day johnny

got into drugs

his whole fucking life

slid down in the crud

never mopped the floor 

or shut a fucking door

then one day 

he passed out inside

slid down on  the floor 

wished he had died

johnny was a jizz mopper 

pushing his mop all over town

swabbing up the goo that you left around

no one really noticed when he was down

tried to get to his

feet again but

16 sailors made 

johnny their friend

never had a chance 

never had a clue 

16 sailors covered 

johnny with all 

of their goo

 

just another fucked up song about a really fucked up job that someone out there is doing.  Enjoy your jack booth but respect the jizz mopper probably a job you will never see on dirty jobs but fuck could you think of a dirtier one.